student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
teacher: god you're one of those tumblr lames

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

(via metropolitancannibal)

suburban-auschwitz:

witnessthislegacy:

☹ ✝ SOFT GRUNGE ☹ ✝
☽ I wanna be adored ☽

RIP Barbie

why are you all so weird

suburban-auschwitz:

witnessthislegacy:

☹ ✝ SOFT GRUNGE ☹ ✝

☽ I wanna be adored ☽

RIP Barbie

why are you all so weird

(via ruinedchildhood)

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

(via autotonsorialistonfire)

drunktrophywife:

blastortoise:

hunkules:

hunkules:

THERES A GIRL IN MY CLASS THAT WORKS FOR DISNEY AND SHE SAID THAT THE SHOP OWNER IN FROZEN IS GAY HIS HUSBAND IS IN THE SAUNA WITH HIS KIDS APPARENTLY HES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY DISNEY CHARACTER AND NO ONE NOTICED

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IT’s TRUE

"And no one noticed" that’s the problem lmao.

So many ppl noticed tho I saw like eight million other posts about it…….

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(via ariolandi)

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

(via iwishihadafather)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via beyoncebeytwice)

alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

(via metropolitancannibal)

polarisopposites:

thelandofmaps:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken [1005x703]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

How stoned do you have to be to think this.

polarisopposites:

thelandofmaps:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken [1005x703]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

How stoned do you have to be to think this.

(via triiforce)

best-movies-ever-made:

Rocky horror picture show

best-movies-ever-made:

Rocky horror picture show

(via horrorqueens)

eviltwerp:

i’m talking to a freshmen straight boy on facebook about rupauls drag race

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ok

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

(via crazy-cat-gentleman)

corpsepose:

happy easter

(via clannyphantom)

last night i had this dream about garden gnomes at garage sales

THEME BY CYBERSITY