j5h:

amoyed:

j5h:

precumming:

I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

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jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

sir-p-audax:

I had a tea party with Ophelia. She wanted to tip over the sugar jar. The bow is nice.

what the fuck who has tea parties with spiders

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penotbutter:

“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS

*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”

i think i know why ur not tumblr famous

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

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drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

Reblog this if you are never suprised when people find you attractive.

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