• operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

(Source: wkn-source-code, via luxio)

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

(via drunktrophywife)

(Source: sewingcat, via endiot)

my patronus would probably be like one of those creepy rabbits in all the mid 2000s claymation movies

i’m so boooored i’m probably going to go to the mall on saturday i love going to the mall it’s so easy to make fun of things but seriously all i’ve done this summer is drove badly and worn like three shirts and bought things off ebay und lernte etwas deutsch obwohl spreche ich ziemlich schlecht and yeah 

i need  a new show i just keep rewatching orange is new black which reminds me i still haven’t finished ahs:coven which reminds me i’m really bad at finishing movies and tv shoes which reminds me i just wrote tv shoes

jackpowerx:

silversarcasm:

my favourite word privileged people say is ‘if’

'if someone came up to me and said…'

'if i got bullied for who i was…'

'if the roles were reversed…'

like we don’t get ifs, we are getting harassed on the street, we are getting attacked, we are in the marginalised group who you have power over I don’t care about your hypothetical fucking situation

Dehumanization and oppression aren’t social experiments. They’re someone’s reality.

(via dustblunt)

Heathers (1988)

(Source: daddydicaprios, via luxio)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via tim-burpon)

onigiri85:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

bye

Happy 7th birthday, Deathly Hallows!

(Source: simplypotterheads, via weababy)

majiinboo:

hunty hunty sat on a wall. hunty hunty had a great fall; all the king’s horses and all the king’s men, read ha! dragged ha! and slayed ha! again.

(via killlakillme)

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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(via fagbitch98)